A very dear but very senile family friend just called my house and left a message informing us that he bought the new Hess truck for my dad and that he’ll give it to us next time he sees us. Obviously this man did not mean anything malicious by this, he simply forgot. But that … More The Hess Truck’s Back & It’s Better Than Ever?
It’s the holiday season, so a whoop-di-do and a I WANT TO PUKE! Call me a Scrooge all you want but I have every reason to be this year. Relax, I’m not going to kick puppies or grimace at babies (unless they’re being unnecessarily loud) but celebrating “the holidays” is just about the last thing I want to do … More Bah Humbug