So not only did I know the Oscars were happening well ahead of time, but I *actually* watched a nominated film the night before the awards and I’ve already seen two of the biggest ones, so I felt a lot more confident going into this show than I have in years/than I have this whole … More The Conclusion of Barbenheimer (Oscars 2024)

It is now standard operating procedure for me to have no idea an award show was supposed to happen until it has already started airing–such was the case with the SAG Awards on Saturday night. Someday I’ll get back to my old self (I think? I know the Oscars are on March 10…right?), but for … More The Barbenheimer Of It All Continues

I’m trying something new here: a slide show ^ of red carpet photos instead of all photos in one (seemingly) endless scroll–let me know what you (all five of you reading this) think! I learned that the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards broadcast was on approximately 32 minutes after it started. Yes, that’s right, something … More Barbie Girls in a Barbenheimer / Succession / Bear World (Golden Globes 2024)

We didn’t get a Golden Globes telecast in 2022 due to all the issues these award show organizations are facing now (racism, mostly), and apparently I haven’t fashion policed the Globes since 2019, so I think we all deserve this. The 2023 Golden Globes took place on a Tuesday for reasons I don’t understand, and … More Someday I’ll Go to the Movies Again (Golden Globes 2023)

Ok, we all know what happened last night, so I’m just going to stick to the fashions here. Amy Schumer: I know a lot of people are sick of her, but I’m still a fan. I really like the color of this dress, but I think it would have been better with not as deep … More Well That Was Weird (Oscars 2022)

Ok so I’m doing this a little differently than usual, mainly because I completely forgot that the Emmys were happening or even existed because my son just turned two (!!) and all I could think about for weeks was his party, which took place the same day as the Emmys. Because of this I also … More I Forgot This Was Happening (Emmys 2021)

It’s been quite a while since my last Fashion Police post–two years, in fact–and, like most things, we can blame it on Covid. I don’t even remember if there were any award shows last year, and this year they’ve been later than usual and in strange locations and just so weird overall, but I strive … More Pandemic Fashion (Oscars 2021)

Kate: I finally watched A Star Is Born, so I feel slightly more prepared for these here Oscars. Erica: I have not watched, and will not watch, any iteration of that movie. I have, however, seen The Incredibles 2. So. Kate: Why not? I mean it was definitely emotional but not as tough to watch … More Poofy Pink (Oscars 2019)